Kissing No-No's

Ever got kissed? If yes, have it ever turned you on? If yes, have it ever turned you off? If yes... have you ever turned someone else off with a kiss? If no, you're probably in denial. I'm sure everyone did, at least, one bad kiss before (I'm not talking about myself). If you, though, frequently kiss badly, STOP!!! Kissing is both an art and a technique. Before you become a good artist, you must first have a good technique. To get technical, you must know what to do. Before knowing what to do, you must learn what not to do. Here are some kissing NO-NO's.

1. Sloppy Woppy needs to Stoppie

I mentioned this first because most bad kissers are, indeed, sloppy kissers. If you find yourself french kissing when your partner is just smooching, you are sloppy. If you see your partner wiping his/her cheeks and around his/her mouth after a little kiss, you are sloppy. Here's some advice, you can either swallow your saliva before kissing or keep you're mouth close until you catch on to your partner's rhythm.

2. The Half of a Second before Kissing

Here's a problem that I used to have. Do not form your face too early before kissing. It looks dumb. And if you're a guy, it may be a turn off for women. The best thing to do is slightly pout your lips. Imagine going in for an open mouth kiss and your mouth is open well before the kiss. Some persons eyes don't close until lip contact. Their last sight is you preparing to consume.

3. Aggressive

During sex and activities of such, maybe the aggressive kiss is acceptable. Even in sex, it's mostly only acceptable in men (according to some women). However, kissing is an art... sort of like ballet. Kissing is not a sport. Kissing is not football, rugby or ultimate fighting. When a woman kisses and she presses soo hard, you have to brace you neck, that is when aggression has made it to its peak. When kissing, stay relaxed. If it's so good, try kissing longer; not stronger.

4. PDA's

Public display of affection is a No-No if your partner isn't that type. Give a small smooch to test the waters. If he/she recoils, then you should cut it out. It's also a no-no because it's annoying, too, your friends who have to sit and watch you two go at it with callous regard.

5. Lackluster Kissing

A saying is "Kissing is like drinking salted water: The more you drink; the more you thirst." Well that may be true; however, if the kiss is boring, ultimate satisfaction comes quickly and you stop craving. Therefore, boring kisses are like Gatorade. It is refreshing, but quenches thirst quickly.Try spicing up your make-out sessions. Remember, though, not to focus on the performance. You should, still, try having fun with it. I personally like it when it's up-side down. For instance, as your partner is sitting, you come from behind and tilt his/her head back as you kiss. The feeling of the touching of the top of tongues is....... different. Being spontaneous is also spicy. This brings me to my next kiss anathema.

6. Unwanted Kiss

Although you are to be spontaneous sometimes, if he/she doesn't want your kisses, contain your kisses. Nothing is worst than a kiss too early in a relationship. Another unwanted kiss is kissing in the front of his or her parents. Most find that awkward and you'll be losing major points. An kiss that I don't want is early morning kisses. I never had it before; but, when/if I get married, I hope my wife doesn't force me to be rude.There are more but I'm tired of writing. Comment if you wish to propone!! And remember "Life is a gift of nature. Love is a gift of life. A Kiss is a gift of love."